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PostPosted: Sun May 20, 2007 5:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ooo River and Kyle. I could see that.

I think we need a new thread for this. hehe.
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PostPosted: Tue May 22, 2007 1:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

*shocked* People want Ammy to COME BACK? Wow. I never expected that. It might happen, though, because I liked her too much. You know... first character and everything. Plus, The Tammy-Ammy likes drama, and bringing Ammy back would be DRAMA.

Damn. I'm liking this idea too much.
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PostPosted: Tue May 22, 2007 1:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

omgomgomg!
*Vury does a happy dance and Meg about dies of happy*

dont tease us
cause i will TOTALLY come up with an idea how she DIDNT die

ps. VuryandAmmytotallyneedtogetitonsinceCalisababymakerwithAudrey
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PostPosted: Tue May 22, 2007 2:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm not teasing. And I feel like doing a happy dance because Ammy is coming back and all. I liked her.
*does happy dance*

Right now, Ammy is suspended in a weird tank-like thing in... Dreamland. (I seriously didn't name it that!). I have no idea how she'll come back to life. Or how she'll fit into the story. Confused

lmfao at your tiny tiny comment.
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PostPosted: Tue May 22, 2007 2:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

yeah i feel bad cause of Ara
but honestly i think Ammy/Vury had more dynamic
but thats just me ^.^
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PostPosted: Tue May 22, 2007 2:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Haha
Yeah probably..
Ara was just a random character..
and welll her poster hasn't posted in a month
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PostPosted: Tue May 22, 2007 2:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

But her poster is backkkkkk.
Yeah, I emphasised the 'k' in that.


Right now, I'm just going to find a way to SQUISH Ammy into the world again. Somehow. If it doesn't work out with some logical explanation (even though that's long gone in this world) then I'll let her be dead.
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PostPosted: Tue May 22, 2007 2:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

and since her poster is back that means Ara/Vury could still be in play
we will just have to see how things work out
cause yeah - i dont want to push Ammy to have a Vury/Ammy dynamic
if it happens it will happen
the charries do as they wish, lol
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PostPosted: Tue May 22, 2007 2:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That is so the truth. The charries always control us.

Ara/Vury will still be happening because it's not going to be POOF! Ammy. POOF! The world is reborn.

We'd just let them control us. That's what I always do. (Yeah, I'm like the Oracle at Delphi. I inhale narcotic fumes and then let Evangeline/Ammy take over. xD)
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PostPosted: Tue May 22, 2007 2:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

XD

but honestly, the VurAmmy shipper in me is dying with utter happiness
just to let you know, lmao ^.^

however, i will not let this influence my posts in RTv2 once Ammy is back...


well....not TOO much >.> <.<
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PostPosted: Tue May 22, 2007 2:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

LOL

Question: How WILL she come back? Her waking up isn't too big a problem, because anything can happen in this world (aside from world domination by marshmallow peeps). But how do I avoid her becoming a wanderer?
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PostPosted: Tue May 22, 2007 2:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

when all else fails
blame Axsym
they could be holding her in a tank like you said
why would they want her?
for evidence against Cable
but because she is an Asset they would want to keep her under tight survellience
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PostPosted: Tue May 22, 2007 2:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

xD. "When all else fails, blame Axsym."

One of the best lines in RTV2 history. But that explanation would work. I'm just fairly clueless about a lot of the things going on in RTV2.

Would Axsym be able to stop Ammy from escaping?
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PostPosted: Tue May 22, 2007 2:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

well considering that she is an Asset i highly doubt it
Laryx might try to stop her but she is better than him
so she could get out
no prob

*cough*thatwouldbringherclosertoVury*cough*
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PostPosted: Tue May 22, 2007 2:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ROFL!

Ammy will escape. I've just realised that I've forgotten Ammy a few aspects about Ammy. But, yeah, I'll survive. Because I was the one who created her and I can make her do anything I want.

If she doesn't run away with the story.
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PostPosted: Tue May 22, 2007 3:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

you can do anything you want
cause you = Ammy
and you = the awesomest eva ^.^
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PostPosted: Tue May 22, 2007 3:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

SA TEARING UP MOMENT


But, yeah. Meg = ever more fawesome. That is just as true as the fact that pi is actually not 22 over 7.

Weird analogy. But you get my point. xD (I'm going to blame it on the drugs. The antibiotics and the paracetamol. Every single tablet I took this morning is to be held accountable for my crazyness.)
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PostPosted: Wed May 23, 2007 3:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Major EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!

I would LOVE Ammy back more than I love George Weasley!!

.. Okay, maybe not George, maybe... Fred.
HEHE!

Taryn/Ammy? Mwaha. That would be weird... (Just bringing it back on topic here..)
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PostPosted: Wed May 23, 2007 1:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Syie and Vury XD
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PostPosted: Wed May 23, 2007 4:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ammy and a Counter
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PostPosted: Fri May 25, 2007 2:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

xD!

Vury and Lindsay! (Oh my God. xD.)

Kane and Thoran. (Just imagine it... Kane suddenly realises his true feelings for Thoran. Poor Zara ends up with nobody.)

Chia and Laryx (Well, we had to stick Laryx with SOMEONE. Why not make it his mutated-thumb pal?)

Kira and Chia was really unexpected, though it didn't really progress into a relationship, did it? It seemed more like an incestuous, on-the-spot thing. But it wasn't anywhere near as unexpected as Cable and Cal.
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PostPosted: Fri May 25, 2007 2:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Haha lol, Cable and Cal was unexpected .. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Fri May 25, 2007 11:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Taryn and Chia? It wasn't really that on the spot...

He still kind of likes her, but won't admit it. Seeing as she still loves her brother more than him.
And duh, he is obviously the sun. Everything MUST revolve around Chia.
Hehe.

Zara/Ammy.

Aww, poor Vury will be alone.
fine.. He can have.. [insert name--Ammy knows who I am thinking]

Hehe.
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PostPosted: Sat May 26, 2007 9:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

here is a Chia/Dr.Cable story that came out of a fanfiction drabble-matic ^o^)


To Loudly Booty-bump

Chia and Dr.Cable were celebrating a soft Valentine's Day together. Chia had cooked an adorable dinner and they ate in a clear poison coated Axsym prison chamber by candlelight.

"My darling," Dr.Cable said, stroking Chia's thumb, "I have something for you." She gave a box to Chia. "It is but a spicy token of my sharp love."

Chia opened the box. Inside was an iridescent surge suit! He gazed at it lovingly. Then he gazed at Dr.Cable lovingly. "It's sparkling," Chia said. "Come here and let me booty-bump you."

Just then, a pungent crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like when one kills two birds with one stone. "Your happiness will not last!" she said in an obnoxious voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the dinner table.

Dr.Cable read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says...it says that you're my brother."

They stared at each other briskly as the crone cackled some more. Chia's mouth began to tremble. Then Dr.Cable shrugged, pulled out an interface ring, and hit the crone on her breast. She fell over dead.

"Problem solved!" Chia said and kissed Dr.Cable huskily. "This is a frightening Valentine's Day!"

They violently burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul.

And then they booty-bumped each other all night long.






if you want you can make one for another weird RTv2 pairing here: http://www.prillalar.com/drabbles/
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PostPosted: Sat May 26, 2007 2:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oooh what love-making! Very Happy Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Sun May 27, 2007 3:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

HAHAHHAHA!!

That is GOLD!
My pooooooor Chia. *pets softly*
Just a bad dream, it's all over now.
*shudder*
Cable?! Could of at least had someone hot..
Haha.
I'm do gonna make one now!

Oh my God!!! it is HILARIOUS!!

Daringly Skipping

Kail skipped along damningly. She was on her way to meet her lover, Zara, for Valentine's Day. She smiled to see a seahorse hopping along, carrying a spachelor in its mouth.

Kail was almost in the moon when she came across a shiny cake, lying alone on a quirky plate. "That must be a treat from my strange bear," she said to herself, and skipped over to it. The cake looked daring, so she ate it.

It gave her the most dangerous tingling sensation in her belly button. "How unusual!" she said and continued skipping to see Zara.

When Zara came out to meet her, she took one look and fell over.

"What is it?" Kail cried obviously.

"Your skull! And your pinky!" Zara said. "They're sparkling! Can't you feel it?"

Kail felt her skull and her pinky. They were indeed quite sparkly. "Oh, no!" Kail said. "I'm a man!" She, or rather, he started to cry. "It must have been that shiny cake you left for me. Did you know what it would do?"

"I didn't leave you any cake," Zara said. "I got you a spoon. It must have been that dirty man who lives nearby. He acts a little oddly, ever since he sucked a basket."

"But how can you ever love me, now that I'm a man?" Kail sobbed.

"Well, I never knew how to tell you this," Zara said lovingly, "but I actually prefer men. And I think your skull is really glorious like that."

"Really?" Kail dried his tears. Kail kissed Zara and it was an entirely embarrassing sensation, like a vampire sucking the blood out of it's victim.

They spent the night having entirely embarrassing sex, until the cake wore off suddenly.

Everything was rather awkward after that.
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PostPosted: Sun May 27, 2007 4:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

LOL!

Kail: How could you ever love me now that I'm a man?
Zara: Well I didn't know how to tell you this .. but I actually prefer men!

XD XD XD
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PostPosted: Sun May 27, 2007 5:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

XD XD XD
ehhehee
i love that!
"your skull is actually quite glorious like that!"
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PostPosted: Sun May 27, 2007 12:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh. My. God.

That is so FUCKING HILARIOUS. I'm laughing too hard to type.
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PostPosted: Sun May 27, 2007 1:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

*crosses arms* hmph Crying or Very sad

i don't find it funny Razz

poor kail what did she ever do to you Lil?
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PostPosted: Sun May 27, 2007 1:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

not a pairing per-say, but this is so funny XD
Ryan Reynolds = so awesome
and i think if Laryx could talk he would say stuff like this
bwahahahhaa!

Warning: From Blade Trinity (and harsh language is throughout)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VF8bXMEJFI

*wants to see the Hello Kitty tattoo on his butt* ^.-
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PostPosted: Sun May 27, 2007 1:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ok I love that movie but lets add a warning for very course language

remember there are younger members too
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PostPosted: Sun May 27, 2007 1:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Crazy, crazy me went out and fulfilled Lil's secret fantasy (okay, maybe not) with these little fics. They don't make sense... but Oh my God. I used the same adjectives/adverbs for them.

Some of this might be a little descriptive. So if you don't want to know... don't read it.

The Battle For The Drano

On a bridge, Chia fondled his Drano. He had been busy with the Drano for hours and now wanted nothing more than a benign cuddle or a slender massage from his lover Zachi.

He said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden his sexy Zachi appeared at the door, grinning tearfully.

"Put down the Drano," Zachi said delightedly. "Unless you want me to fondle that Drano on your thigh."

Chia put down the Drano. He was mysterious. He had never seen Zachi so destructive before and it made him luminous.

Zachi picked up the Drano, then withdrew a rose from his back. "Don't be so mysterious," Zachi said with a destructive grimace. "A monkey bit my knee this morning, and everything became nutritious. Now with this Drano and this rose I can delightedly rule the world!"

Chia clutched his mouth-watering knee quickly. This was his lover, his sexy Zachi, now staring at him with a destructive back.

"Fight it!" Chia shouted. "The monkey just wants the Drano for his own sexy devices! He doesn't love you, not the benign way I do!"

Chia could see Zachi trembling quickly. Chia reached out his thigh and touched Zachi's back delightedly. He was sexy, so sexy, but he knew only his mouth-watering love for Zachi would break the monkey's spell.

Sure enough, Zachi dropped the Drano with a thunk. "Oh, Chia," he squealed. "I'm so benign, can you ever forgive me?"

But Chia had already moved on a bridge. Like a shining star in a night littered by the ups and downs of homosexuality., he pressed his thigh into Zachi's back. And as they fell together in a nutritious fit of love, the Drano lay on the floor, luminous and forgotten.

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Chia and Zachi
by William Shakespeare

Enter Chia

Zachi appears above at a window

Chia:
But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the rose, and Zachi is the monkey.
Arise, mysterious monkey, and fondle the curved butt-kid.
See, how he leans his thigh upon his back!
O, that I were a glove upon that back,
That I might touch that thigh!

Zachi:
O Chia, Chia! wherefore art thou Chia?
What's in a name? That which we call a knee
By any other name would smell as destructive
Dost thou love me? I know thou wilt say "Like a shining star in a night littered by the ups and downs of homosexuality."
And I will take thy word; yet if thou swear'st,
Thou mayst prove benign.

Chia:
Swain, by yonder curved butt-kid I swear
That tips on a bridge the mouth-watering Drano--

Zachi:
O, swear not by the butt-kid, the luminous butt-kid,
That saucily changes in its sexy orb,
Lest that thy love prove likewise sexy.
Sweet, nutritious night! A thousand times nutritious night!
Parting is such slender sorrow,
That I shall say nutritious night till it be morrow.

Exit above

Chia:
Sleep dwell upon thy thigh, peace in thy back!
Would I were sleep and peace, so enigmatically to rest!
quickly will I to my mysterious knee's cell,
Its help to fondle, and my destructive knee to tell.

That one is my favourite. - Ammy

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A Curved Day To Fondle

Chia stepped tearfully out into the destructive sunshine, and admired Zachi's knee. "Ah," he sighed, "That's a sexy sight."

Zachi climbed off the Drano and walked enigmatically across the grass to greet his lover. Chia patted Zachi on the thigh and then tried to fondle him delightedly, but without success.

"That's all right," Zachi said. "We can try again later."

"I'm just not benign," Chia. "Not as benign as the time we fondled on a bridge."

Zachi nodded quickly. "We were mouth-watering back in those days."

"Our backs were younger, and we had a lot more fun with them," Chia said. "Everything seems nutritious and mysterious when you're young."

"Of course," Zachi said. "But now we're luminous, we can still have fun. If we go about it saucily."

"Saucily?" Chia said . "But how?"

"With this," Zachi said and held out a slender butt-kid. "Just take that with some water and in half an hour, you'll be ready to fondle."

Chia swallowed the butt-kid at once and sure enough, in half an hour, they were able to fondle saucily. They fondled Like a shining star in a night littered by the ups and downs of homosexuality.. Three times.

And then the neighbour told them to get off his lawn.

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I'm Dreaming Of A Mouth-watering Christmas

It was Christmas Eve. Chia sat quickly on a bridge, sipping slender eggnog.

He looked at the destructive Drano hanging on the Christmas Tree and sighed. Last year, Zachi had hung it there, just before they looked at each other saucily and then fell into each other's arms and fondled each other's back.

If only I hadn't been so sexy, Chia thought, pouring a mysterious amount of rum into his eggnog. Then Zachi might not have got so nutritious and left me all alone at Christmas time. He wiped away a luminous tear and held his thigh in his hand.

Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and then a curved voice lifted enigmatically up in song.



I'm dreaming of a mouth-watering Christmas

Just Like a shining star in a night littered by the ups and downs of homosexuality.



Chia ran to the door. It was Zachi, looking benign all over with snow.

"I missed you tearfully," Zachi said. "And I wanted to fondle your back again."

Chia hugged Zachi and started to sob.

"I think you're drunk," Zachi said.

"I think so too," Chia said and they fondled each other's back until they knocked the Christmas tree over.

On Christmas Day, they ate roasted monkey knee and lived delightedly until Chia got drunk again.[/b]
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PostPosted: Sun May 27, 2007 2:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"I think you're drunk"

"I think so too" XD XD XD

all of those had me in tears
for real
too funny Cool Twisted Evil Cool
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PostPosted: Sun May 27, 2007 2:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I know. I kept refreshing because they just got funnier and funnier.

And the Shakespeare one... I think I just about died when I read it.

"Dost thou love me? I know thou wilt say "Like a shining star in a night littered by the ups and downs of homosexuality.""


"O, swear not by the butt-kid, the luminous butt-kid,
That saucily changes in its sexy orb,
Lest that thy love prove likewise sexy."

Okay, last one, I PROMISE. Well, last Chia/Zachi anyway:

A Rose In Time

On a destructive and nutritious morning, Chia sat on a bridge. It was Valentine's Day and he was all alone. His back ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect Zachi to love someone with a curved thigh?

Saucily, he began to recite a poem he had composed. "Ah, my love is like a benign luminous butt-kid, all on a summer's day. I wish my Zachi would fondle me, in his own mouth-watering way..."

"Do you?" Zachi sat down beside Chia and put his hand on Chia's knee. "I think that could be arranged."

Chia gasped tearfully. "But what about my curved thigh?"

"I like it," Zachi said quickly. "I think it's sexy."

They came together and their kiss was Like a shining star in a night littered by the ups and downs of homosexuality..

"I love you," Chia said delightedly.

"I love you too," Zachi replied and fondled him.

They bought a monkey, moved in together, and lived enigmatically ever after.
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PostPosted: Sun May 27, 2007 9:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

HAHAHAH!!

My poor babies!! Ammy-la/wa, how could you DO this to them?
FOUR TIMES!

Although.. I am quite partial to that Shakespeare one..
The orb bit was HILARIOUS! And this random monkey that kept popping up...
Hehe..

Oh, and sorry Suz.. I didn't mean for that to happen to Kail... But you know these characters; they have their own minds!

Hehe.

Meanwhile, back at the ranch...
Chia and Dr. Cable share a passionate love even though they are brother and sister. Zara and Kail fall into a deep love, Kail turns into a man then back to a woman again and things get awkward. Chia has decided that he would prefer to fondle Zachi's knee than Cable's, and thus saves Zachi from the clutches of the evil benign monkey. Then they recite Shakespearean poetry to each other.

... Who wants to try to somehow get all this into the real RT????
Hehehee!!!
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god those were funny. all of them.
i love that Zara and Kail had entirely embarassing sex.
i'm jumping on the bandwagon.

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A Repulsive Occurrence

Thoran paced up and down, jiggling his toe. His very good friend, Mary Sue Shell, had arranged to meet him here in a tree. "I have something explosive to tell you," she had said.

Mary Sue Shell was late, which was very unlike her. Any moment now, Thoran expected to see her bounce up, her soft hair streaming behind her and her erotic eyes aglow.

Thoran heard footsteps, but they seemed rather sensitive for a delicate and furry girl like Mary Sue Shell, whose tread was large. He turned around and found Vury staring at him.

"What are you doing here?" Vury said smoothly. "I thought you said you didn't want to see me again."

Thoran had said that, but now he was beginning to wish he hadn't acted so mightily. "Mary Sue Shell asked to meet me here." As he gazed at Vury, his hand began to throb softly.

"Oh," Vury said, quickly. "I'll just go then."

"Wait," Thoran said and caught Vury by his nose. "I was wrong. I still love you. Can you ever forgive me?"

"Yes," Vury said, smiling. They wrapped their arms around each other and kissed, like a devil dancing in the softest moonlight.

From behind a macaroni, Mary Sue Shell watched with a blue light in her shiny eyes. She took a list out of her pocket, and checked off "Thoran/Vury". Then, she skipped off to help an embittered man find love again, just as soon as she'd saved the porcupine from extinction.

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A Soft Day To Stab (slightly x-rated...)

Thoran stepped smoothly out into the repulsive sunshine, and admired Vury's nose. "Ah," he sighed, "That's a blue sight."

Vury climbed off the macaroni and walked quickly across the grass to greet his lover. Thoran patted Vury on the hand and then tried to stab him mightily, but without success.

"That's all right," Vury said. "We can try again later."

"I'm just not shiny," Thoran. "Not as shiny as the time we smacked in a tree."

Vury nodded grotesquely. "We were furry back in those days."

"Our toes were younger, and we had a lot more fun with them," Thoran said. "Everything seems explosive and erotic when you're young."

"Of course," Vury said. "But now we're large, we can still have fun. If we go about it softly."

"Softly?" Thoran said . "But how?"

"With this," Vury said and held out a sensitive shell. "Just take that with some water and in half an hour, you'll be ready to stab."

Thoran swallowed the shell at once and sure enough, in half an hour, they were able to stab softly. They smacked like a devil dancing in the softest moonlight. Three times.

And then the neighbour told them to get off his lawn.

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and just one more...because Thoran/Vury is SO hilarious.

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The Soft Stranger

The sun was high and the trees stirred lightly in the breeze. Thoran strode along the path, making for Large Castle with all speed. Hidden from the eyes of man and beast, he carried the Blue Macaroni, which no other must touch until it could be delivered into the safekeeping of the Wizard Toe.

A rustling of the dried leaves beside the path gave him warning and he drew his shiny shell just in time to face the explosive man who flew at him with such grace that he was almost dazzled.

The man struck softly, and Thoran barely raised his shell to meet the attack. They fought long and mightily until all the air rang with the sound of their conflict.

At last, Thoran found himself forced to one knee, the man's shell pressed to his erotic hand. "I am Vury of Large Castle," he said. "You are an unworthy guardian for the Blue Macaroni. Prepare yourself, for I am about to send you in a tree."

But Thoran had been waiting for such a chance and, bringing up his shell with a twist, overpowered Vury and pinned him to the ground. "What say you now?" Thoran said, looking down upon him.

Vury's nose shimmered like a devil dancing in the softest moonlight. "I have underestimated you, Thoran. I was sent to test your fitness for this task. To you I pledge my loyalty...and more."

Thoran's desire was enflamed. His hand throbbed and all his thoughts were to stab Vury like a porcupine. Thoran caressed Vury's sensitive nose and he responded. They came together smoothly, and their joining was as furry as their battle, and also much louder.

"Ah, my sweet peanut!" Thoran groaned and smacked Vury as quickly as he could.

"Ouch!" he yelled. "What the hell is that?"

"Oh," Thoran said. "That's where I put the Blue Macaroni for safekeeping. Sorry."

When they had finished their romp, they drowsed grotesquely on the grass, forgetful of all but their repulsive love. "We will stay together forever," Vury said, and they began all over again.

And so it was that the Wizard Toe never got the Blue Macaroni and the forces of evil overwhelmed the land and nobody was happy ever again, at least until the sequel came out.
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ah! my sweet peanut! *runs off to make fan art...*

this is the first thing that's made me smile all day.
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"Ah, my sweet peanut!" Thoran groaned and smacked Vury as quickly as he could.

"Ouch!" he yelled. "What the hell is that?"

"Oh," Thoran said. "That's where I put the Blue Macaroni for safekeeping. Sorry."



HAHAHAHA!!!

That was HILARIOUS!
Oh, these are TOO funny.

Good one, Meg-la. Make us obsessed, why don't you...
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xDDDDDD

God, that is so freaking hilarious. *chokes from laughter*

I THINK I'M GOING TO DIE. "Stab." Oh dear, I'm laughing again.
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Hey Ash.. Nice Avatar.... Cool
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PostPosted: Sun May 27, 2007 10:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

yes, well, he is my sweet peanut.
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I was JUST about to say that. Peanut peanut peanut peanut. SNOOPY.

Don't mind me and my rambling.
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PostPosted: Mon May 28, 2007 5:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

LMFAO!!!
*dies from laughter*
*ish zombie!Meg*
*dies again from laughing at the peanut and sparkling nose and blue macaroni and stabbing*
XD XD XD
me gusta mucho!
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 15, 2007 7:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

weird pairing: FakeWannabeVury (that Kail killed) and the real Vury
Vury on Vury action XD XD XD
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 15, 2007 7:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hahaha, couldn't you just imagine them talking the entire time?

Real Vury: Vury would have kissed me.
Fake Vury: Remember, I'm better than you.
Real Vury: Vury still would have kissed me.
Fake Vury: But you did kiss me.
*is confused*

Yehh that just confused me more than anything. Haha.

Still. Hottt
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im confused too *twitch*
but yeah
teh hotness of teh Vury ish vondervul *yummmmm*
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 15, 2007 7:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ug7aJemzpg

This is a vid with interviews with the boys cast from the show Gossip Girl
Penn is included (if you are interested, then he is very yummy to watch ^.^)
The very last bit where the guys asks Penn if he is single
OMFGAHH!
*wants to stalk*

cause .... yeah...stalking totally isnt creepy

>.> <.<
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O_O

*faints*
If you're stalking HIM, it's completely understandable. haha.


And although this isn't exactly a pairing, it's still all "WOAH! RTV2 AND TRPG COLLIDE!"



AZARA. haha.
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well, that's not creepy. Especially because they kind of look alike, haha.

Penn is. so...are there words?
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Alec and Chia

love. hate. fight. kill. love.

that is their cross-over crack-fic fangirl slash pairing relationship in 5 words. yes love is there twice Cool
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